Wednesday, April 18, 2012

New from Microsoft!

We're pleased to announce the new anti-accidental-spacing keyboard! All to often we don't mean to insert a space into our sentences but do, due to the old fashioned keyboard design so prevalent on today's keyboards. In order to correct this imbalance, we're pleased to announce a new line of keyboards that requires the user to press ALT+Q+Space when they require a space to be inserted in the sentence. Never again will the unsavvy user accidentally space where none was intended.

It's true that this will cause a minor inconvenience for those typists who actually wish to include spaces in their typing, but this is a small price to pay. After all, we've all paid the price for accidental spacing, and this is sure to be a major boon for everyone who's requested this feature (or not).

As an additional bonus, through software upgrades, we're pleased to offer this feature to anyone who hasn't requested it as well! Even if you're completely satisfied with your current keyboard performance, we're sure that this new feature will be welcome to you too! And since there's no way to turn it off, we're just going to pretend everyone was asking for this change and that everyone is now satisfied. Thanks for your patronage!
LOL! Im not gonna explain, but I think I "get it" ;)
Someone isn't happy with the targeting changes...lol

Skab, let's go back to mana & ammo too.... woot!
I had to log in just to... ROFLMOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please give us the option to turn our targetting back to the way it was. Playing a hunter sucks now! My dps is crap!
11/10, would read again.

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